Act 1 (take 1) for Emily Unveils a Blog that will Shake Society to its Core (aka EUBTWSSC)
Enter (stage left): Emily walks to a podium on an empty stage, brushing her tears away as she leans into the microphone.
::the crowd grows silent and after a moment of feedback from the speakers, Emily opens her mouth to speak:::
Emily: I would like to thank all those that have made this blog possible. Namely Me and Blogger.com. Without myself I would never have felt the need to write things on the internet and without Blogger I would have no place to write. I would wonder the earth with all sorts of thoughts and stories and no where for the general public to read them. Secondly I would like to thank Aimee in advance. There is not a doubt in my mind that she will be the first person to put a link on her page to my blog. Thank you Aimee. Without support form people like you I would be nothing. I would also like to thank all the people I forgot to mention previously. You know who you are.
:::Emily steps back from the podium to thunderous applause from the audience and bows graciously before exiting stage left:
Okay go read my bio and this entry will undoubtedly make even less sense than it does now.....go on....read it